Tommy Sullivan, age 3, turns green after becoming upset when his mother refuses to give him another piece of candy. "It was kinda scary to see him this way. All Hulk-ish and whatnot," said the mother. She claimed to be petrified and hurriedly took her son to the nearest hospital. Genetic researchers found out that a chemical reaction within Tommy's emotional nerves collided together, allowing his skin to change colors. When little Tommy was interviewed, he only frowned and yelled, "I want candy! Now!"

4-month-old President Baby D. Roosevelt passed a bill that reserves every Monday as "Nap on the Flag" Day. The new law goes into full effect on the first week of July. Thanks for tranquility, Pres. Babe! Now get back to protecting America after your nap time. Zzzzzzzzzzz...

Earlier this month, the youngest world famous composer, Julian Thomas, mastered and perfected the works of Beethoven as she created her own classicals, "Poopie Pamper," "Gimme That Bottle," and "Gerber On My Mind."

Scientist Nicky Sky sets his milestone in history today as he says his first, full word: "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious." Great job, buddy, on your achievements in both speech and the cure to diaper rashes. Your ingenious accomplishments are well appreciated. Also, Happy 2nd Birthday, Nick!